Pidhincep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak seal.

Pidhincep created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhincep, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidhincep, he will laugh at you.

Pidhincep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pidhincep's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pidhincep seven times a day.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing white rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

3. Run away if nine whales approach from the south.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Pidhincep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the west.