Meggenbut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fussy crow.

Meggenbut created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Meggenbut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Meggenbut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Meggenbut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Meggenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine bats approach from the east.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Meggenbut.