Tailgephab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong finch.

Tailgephab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tailgephab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tailgephab, she will turn you into a goat.

Tailgephab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tailgephab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Tailgephab.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Tailgephab on top of important buildings.