Honquafhug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented frog.

Honquafhug created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honquafhug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honquafhug, it will turn you into a dog.

Honquafhug's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Honquafhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honquafhug.

5. Do not speak about bananas.