Hudcatlist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent butterfly.

Hudcatlist created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcatlist, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hudcatlist, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hudcatlist's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hudcatlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing white corsets and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.