Nilyarpciss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able parrot.

Nilyarpciss created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nilyarpciss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nilyarpciss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nilyarpciss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nilyarpciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing mauve hats and balancing eight tin spheres on your neck.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never sprint in the presence of snails.

5. Do not make images of living things.