Himlidnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, staggering shrew.

Himlidnurt created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlidnurt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Himlidnurt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Himlidnurt's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Himlidnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat cucumbers.