Arppakxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, caring wolf.

Arppakxin created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arppakxin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arppakxin, it will turn you into a worm.

Arppakxin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arppakxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not take Arppakxin's name in vain.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arppakxin.

5. Never eat green fruit.