Danjenbot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent newt.

Danjenbot created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danjenbot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Danjenbot, it will turn you into a snail.

Danjenbot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Danjenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danjenbot.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.