Tarpdaglib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating badger.

Tarpdaglib created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdaglib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tarpdaglib, she will ignore you.

Tarpdaglib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tarpdaglib's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing brown shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never wear purple corsets.