Shavtettiomt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, two-faced fairy.

Shavtettiomt created water two years ago.

If you believe in Shavtettiomt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavtettiomt, it will not care.

Shavtettiomt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Shavtettiomt's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away from gray ants, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Shavtettiomt.