Veenripfon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful dugong.

Veenripfon created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Veenripfon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veenripfon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Veenripfon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Veenripfon's Holy Commandments

1. Veenripfon loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Veenripfon.