Fidjenbin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow guinea pig.

Fidjenbin created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidjenbin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fidjenbin, he will strike you with lightening.

Fidjenbin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fidjenbin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidjenbin.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fidjenbin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from cyan pigs for they are unholy.