Yokwonkar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Yokwonkar created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokwonkar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yokwonkar, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yokwonkar's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yokwonkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.