Ablistgud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unfair guinea pig.

Ablistgud created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ablistgud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ablistgud, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ablistgud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ablistgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.