Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless wyvern.

Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip, it will cry a lot.

Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Yikarpgumdudbumhogvidmip.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.