Yarnaddan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating frog.

Yarnaddan created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarnaddan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarnaddan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarnaddan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yarnaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the north.

2. Never feed aubergines to goats while wearing corsets.

3. Do not take Yarnaddan's name in vain.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Never look in ponds.