Lanpopgup is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage faun.

Lanpopgup created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Lanpopgup, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lanpopgup, he will jump up and down on your head.

Lanpopgup's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lanpopgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.