Tamwipnil is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful dingo.

Tamwipnil created life four years ago.

If you believe in Tamwipnil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tamwipnil, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tamwipnil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tamwipnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never wear orange scarves.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the south.