Cimmipgom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing shrew.

Cimmipgom created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimmipgom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimmipgom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cimmipgom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cimmipgom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cimmipgom on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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