Sanhubbossjen is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic
mongoose.
Sanhubbossjen created viruses nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sanhubbossjen, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sanhubbossjen, it will turn you into a mole.
Sanhubbossjen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Sanhubbossjen's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Never go into fawn rooms.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never feed lots of peas to tortoises while wearing green jumpers.