Sanhubbossjen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic mongoose.

Sanhubbossjen created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanhubbossjen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sanhubbossjen, it will turn you into a mole.

Sanhubbossjen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sanhubbossjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed lots of peas to tortoises while wearing green jumpers.