Viglenrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, passionate clam.

Viglenrot created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viglenrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Viglenrot, she will turn you into a mole.

Viglenrot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Viglenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not kill birds.