Sidbagbem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish dragonfly.

Sidbagbem created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidbagbem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidbagbem, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sidbagbem's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sidbagbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Put Sidbagbem first in all things.