Hamwodnat is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent
rat.
Hamwodnat created an electron two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hamwodnat, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hamwodnat, he will strike you with lightening.
Hamwodnat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Hamwodnat's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Hamwodnat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.