Yarlwegdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic coyote.

Yarlwegdib created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlwegdib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarlwegdib, she will laugh at you.

Yarlwegdib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yarlwegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to turtles while wearing red shorts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.