Nurdabwanyik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent wren.

Nurdabwanyik created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurdabwanyik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurdabwanyik, it will turn you into a mole.

Nurdabwanyik's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nurdabwanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. You must love Nurdabwanyik.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Put Nurdabwanyik first in all things.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.