Ditbutgab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awesome chicken.

Ditbutgab created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbutgab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ditbutgab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ditbutgab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ditbutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never paint your neck orange.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.