Dunjenyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent swan.

Dunjenyarl created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunjenyarl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dunjenyarl, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dunjenyarl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dunjenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Dunjenyarl loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.