Ripfatbess is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced hippopotamus.

Ripfatbess created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfatbess, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ripfatbess, it will turn you into a sheep.

Ripfatbess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ripfatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always obey Ripfatbess' priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.