Flatfidjigtalcetfab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking wyrm.

Flatfidjigtalcetfab created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatfidjigtalcetfab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatfidjigtalcetfab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Flatfidjigtalcetfab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flatfidjigtalcetfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.