Busyatrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish bear.

Busyatrag created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Busyatrag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Busyatrag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Busyatrag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Busyatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never wear black scarves.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.