Nibjigbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental goat.

Nibjigbaf created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibjigbaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nibjigbaf, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nibjigbaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nibjigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Worship no other gods but Nibjigbaf.