Zedsogbod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome mink.

Zedsogbod created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedsogbod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedsogbod, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zedsogbod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zedsogbod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.