Veenluncim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless pigeon.

Veenluncim created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenluncim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Veenluncim, she will turn you into a dog.

Veenluncim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Veenluncim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about nebulae.