Tamflowkar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful troll.

Tamflowkar created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Tamflowkar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tamflowkar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tamflowkar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tamflowkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple dresses.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed bananas to hamsters while wearing boots.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Tamflowkar on top of important buildings.