Limloghit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful bird.

Limloghit created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limloghit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limloghit, he will be very sad.

Limloghit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Limloghit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near otters while wearing mauve kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Always help seals in need.