Rowgudran is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying porpoise.

Rowgudran created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgudran, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowgudran, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rowgudran's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rowgudran's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing cyan coats and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always take life seriously.