Satdisswig is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, smart
horse.
Satdisswig created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Satdisswig, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Satdisswig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Satdisswig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Satdisswig's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing fawn scarves.