Hamsisont is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring centipede.

Hamsisont created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamsisont, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hamsisont, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hamsisont's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hamsisont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing green trousers and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Never sing near voles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.