Litmumdud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident snake.

Litmumdud created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litmumdud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litmumdud, it will turn you into a frog.

Litmumdud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Litmumdud's Holy Commandments

1. Litmumdud loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Litmumdud eight times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never go into violet rooms.