Wapgepcem is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise toad.

Wapgepcem created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgepcem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wapgepcem, it will turn you into a snail.

Wapgepcem's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wapgepcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of shrews.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing red corsets.

5. Never feed corn to nematodes while wearing black dresses.
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