Wapgepcem is a god.
It takes the form of a small, wise
toad.
Wapgepcem created Europe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wapgepcem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Wapgepcem, it will turn you into a snail.
Wapgepcem's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Wapgepcem's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in the presence of shrews.
2. Never go into purple rooms.
3. Never hurt hamsters.
4. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing red corsets.
5. Never feed corn to nematodes while wearing black dresses.