Bastrangem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful rat.

Bastrangem created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastrangem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastrangem, she will strike you with lightening.

Bastrangem's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bastrangem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing mauve ear rings.

4. You must pray to Bastrangem four times a day.

5. Do not covet oxen.