Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hyena.

Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. You must pray to Busceptiftap Zigmifcemfob Vonkyarbugtafmilyim six times a day.

5. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing blue corsets.