Timlargtip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic deer.

Timlargtip created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timlargtip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Timlargtip, it will be very unhappy.

Timlargtip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Timlargtip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timlargtip.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing green corsets and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.