Nurtbonkken is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful gnu.

Nurtbonkken created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbonkken, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurtbonkken, it will turn you into a rat.

Nurtbonkken's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nurtbonkken's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nurtbonkken on top of all buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtbonkken.