Motfotnaksab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent cobra.

Motfotnaksab created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Motfotnaksab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motfotnaksab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Motfotnaksab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Motfotnaksab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not speak about nuts.