Yakrowvad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic slug.

Yakrowvad created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrowvad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakrowvad, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yakrowvad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yakrowvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from mauve bats for they are unholy.