Wipdanvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciless bat.

Wipdanvid created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipdanvid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipdanvid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wipdanvid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wipdanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing black scarves and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

4. Always help ants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.