Dutmidhan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish yak.

Dutmidhan created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutmidhan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dutmidhan, she will turn you into a dog.

Dutmidhan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dutmidhan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.