Geblabflig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured wren.

Geblabflig created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geblabflig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Geblabflig, he will come to you in dreams.

Geblabflig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Geblabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Geblabflig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Geblabflig's name in vain.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.